This is a list after my own heart!!
Kyla, my college kid daughter is back home for the first time since moving to Emerson several months ago... and knowing this, I'm looking forward to seeing which of these things is true!
I give you... the LIST OF WAYS YOU KNOW YOUR KID IS HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
You had to convert your new at-home gym back to their bedroom
The refrigerator went from stocked to empty in 12 minutes
You hear your front door opening and closing at 3 am
The bedroom down the hallway smells like cheap beer
You get to see that your tuition has gone to basically nothing so far
Your local bar now looks like a frat house
Someone made bongs out of all your apples
Your kid is eating breakfast at 3 pm
They’ve been doing laundry for three days straight
Some really strange movies have showed up in your Netflix queue
There’s an unmovable object on your couch
Now your college kid is asking you for money in person
... now, anyone have any to add? Hit me up! firstname.lastname@example.org!